Sybil Bruncheon's "Joan Crawford Birthday Festival!"...

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“Christina, this is the urn that I keep all my other children’s ashes in… Enough said????”…

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Joan Crawford Birthday Festival!"...

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“Now Tina, let’s run as fast as we can to the edge of the cliff! Run, Tina! RUN!!!... and Mummy will tell you when to stop..."

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Joan Crawford Birthday Festival!"...

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“It’s a movie about a terribly glamorous actress who gives up stardom to become the world’s first Lady-Mohel in a circumcision parlor in Pocatello, Idaho… It’s called THE BOMBSHELL AND THE BRIS! Whattya think??”…

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“JEEESH! All I’m missing are Disneys’ stupid little bluebirds and squirrels to help me with my damn housework!!!!”...

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"I always feel so sad and alone on the last day of shooting a film.....that's why I had Trog made into this lovely coat!"

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“…and it was THIS big-around!… and THIS LONG!!!!”….

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"...and then Tina, Frankenstein found a sweet little girl... just like you! By a lake... just like this one! And she was throwing daisies in the water... just like you are! And then he picked her up and ......."

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"Tina, this is my friend Trog!... Trog, here!.. EAT MY DAUGHTER!"...

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"Now the next time I tell you to turn left Clark, you'll do what I say! I haven't had to slap my husband here around in a year or so!"...

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..."..now it's just me and Bette Davis, and a race to see who'll be the last man standing! ...er.... uh, whatever!"…

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