New Year's DREAD!!!

Friends!!... Does the thought of a "New Year" terrify you?… Do you dread that first day back at the office after the Holiday whirlwind?... Do you find yourself drumming the table, biting your fingernails, drinking and smoking more?... Are you unable to sleep?... AT ALL??.. well, "New Year's Insomnia" IS a medical condition now recognized by the medical profession and by the International Fellowship of Sleep Researchers. Why should you suffer the destructive consequences of sleep-deprivation which can include poor workplace judgement, bad parenting, dietary catastrophes, work and family faux pas, birthday and anniversary forgetfulness, and make-up and fashion tragedies!! Our set of twelve booklets and special sleep-aids will sail you off to Dreamland!! Just call D-O-R-M-E-Z V-O-U-S!!...that's right, dial 367-630-8687. The nice man will tell you how to order...and he might even tuck you in.   

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