With an "A" or an "O".....

Now, Boys and Girls...We spell Capitol with an "O" when it's a building. And we spell capital with an "A" when it's for anything else; money for investments, the words "Wall Street", capitalized letters in legal documents or government bills, and as in capitals of states. The "O" in capitol is easy to remember because it's shaped like the dome, like the Capitol Building in Washington DC.... and it's easy to remember the "A" because it's the first letter in AS*HOLES, and....oh, um.... forget it. Spell it any way ya damn please. I'm going out for a smoke...

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