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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

Boys and Girls, did you know that all of Grandma's little Hummels are in fact just stale, very stale German cake frosting that are quite edible?... (after they've been soaked for a few days in a combination of hot Earl Grey tea and two drops of kerosene!) And did you know that the nice lady that first made Hummels was a nun in Rödental, Germany? Rödental means "Rat-ville" or "Mouse-burger" or maybe something about teeth... whatever.

The first Hummels were made in 1935, and that was a special time in Germany, because a man named Adolf Hitler was the boss, and everyone in the country tried to make him like them. (Do you know someone like that today?) So the nice lady-nun who made all sorts of Hummel milkmaids, and farmers, and goat herders designed a special Hummel for Mr. Hitler. She called it "Everyone Loves The Führer"! It was part of a series of Hummels that had names like "Scotty Has A Brown Shirt And Maxi Has A Black One", "Franz Runs Into The Woods Late At Night", "Lisle Has A Box With A Plunger", and "Fritzi Says Bad Things About France And Poland". Many Hummels are very valuable, so be careful when Grandma leaves you alone with them, especially if you take one down from the shelf and see if maybe it's ticking!!

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