Sybil Bruncheon's "Holy Hilarity & Seminary Silliness!": ... a disturbance out front...
/"Take that, Lucifer! Thou disguisest thyself as a holy sister, but thou art nothing more than a penguin in spectacles and comfortable shoes! I banish thee from our Bingo Hall with this snow made from Holy Water!"...
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