Sybil Bruncheon’s “Lame Comments On My Facebook Pages”... #2

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So I post stories attached to funny, odd, and startling photos, but I continue to get the most incongruous, unrelated, and tangential comments left on them... People don't actually read my writing, they just look and post the first thing that comes to mind, (often with no evidence that they have an organ that would function as a "mind"). Periodically, I dump idlers, dunces, and simpletons from my FB "friends" list for these annoying and boring infractions... or I refer them (permanently!) to my "Pictures Only" pages where they can stare, point, and even color on the computer screen with their Crayola 6-Color set... and drool... whatever.

Here is a photo which I constructed a whole story for, and here are some of the comments that were left by FB folks... Judge for yourself. (Profuse apologies if I posted YOUR comment here for public scrutiny!)…

1) I get motion-sickness especially if I ride backwards on a bus... or a horse.

2) Two things: Why is the extra fabric on my prom-gown called "a train"... and should I put a train on my favorite bell-bottom jeans?

3) I've never actually heard any train say "choo choo"... only my Aunt Delia when she sneezes... oh, and my chihuahua, Señor Frisky when he's having sex.

4) I'm afraid of flying... even on a train.

5) Do you know what stop I get off at on the Broadway Local to see Greenwich Village? I might go to NYC next year.

6) Which do you think is more exciting; a conductor on a train, or a conductor in a concert?... or a juggler?

7) Your story made me sad... I wrecked my sister's bike... about 30 years ago.

8) I saw a green caboose once... and I laughed and laughed. Also, I think the word "caboose" is rude, but it makes me laugh too.

9) I know the difference between a see-saw and a teeter-totter. But I throw up on both.

10) Honk! HONK! HONK!!!

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