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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

London, 1939. It was later revealed within the year, that the Dark Lord himself, the Ejector of Nether Gases, and the Maker of Sulfurous Mischiefs had disguised himself as Father Christmas and visited hospitals, schools, orphanages, and even petting zoos in order to endear himself to British children at their most vulnerable. Imagine! The Prince of Eternal Bleakness sitting innocent babes on his sin-riddled lap to whisper in their ears while embracing them with his unholy, unyielding arms... suggesting unnatural acts to the sweetest of sweetlings!... tempting them to do terrible things to their families, their own loving parents and siblings! Yes! Satan himself, although to even say his name is to give him power... And so, with the entire world on the very precipice of catastrophic war yet again, Satan came to earth, and in the guise of childhood's most belovéd figure, to wreak havoc while riding a clown cycle accompanied by a legless Teddy. That alone should have alerted the proper authorities, but no...

And isn't it strangely funny that "SANTA" is actually an anagram for "S-A-T-A-N"?... but no one ever mentions it... do they???

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