Sybil Bruncheon's "Winter Woes & Warnings"...

...and so, as the Winter wore on day after day, week after week, and Kiki Sanderson's 40th Birthday drew near, Kiki began to slowly unravel. "Old!" she thought. "I'm getting old...and I'm.... bored!..... bored with myself….bored with this unending Winter. Maybe I'll throw myself a special Birthday party...a party that my friends will talk about and remember.... and remember how glamorous and clever I was! Oh YES! GLAMOROUS AND CLEVER!!!". ...and as she trailed off to the kitchen, she made the decision to make a delicious butter cream frosting and serve her own head as a Birthday cake to her friends...

("Now!! Where did I put those candles?... Gee, I hope someone blows me out right away!”…)

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